urbanlegends:

of course lgbt people like horror. what did you think lgbt stands for? lycanthropy gore blood terror


schwarz-gerat:
“sronti:
“Do this tomorrow.
”
The best time to destroy a golf course was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.
”

schwarz-gerat:

sronti:

Do this tomorrow.

The best time to destroy a golf course was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.


shitty-check-please-aus:

What we need to do is convince all the disney adults in america that high speed rail would be a preferable way of getting to disneyworld compared to driving or flying. We could maybe harness their fondness for the monorail or something, but this is a group of people that has time, income, and passion that we could leverage. If we could direct 5% of the enthusiasm they have for limited edition popcorn buckets into calling their representatives and demanding high-speed interstate rail, we could get it by 2030


sweetbutchbait:

thehappysmiler:

need my dick sucked so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina

need my pussy ate so bad but I have this stupid ass penis


estrogenesis-evangelion:

i love seeing popular horny posts from several years ago. your boner echoes through time, girl


kalachakran:

kalachakran:

austimpowerz:

mutuals i am taking you to the beach and bury you in the sand and then leaveing

weee heehee heee im buried!!!!!! :D

the water


nyahgust:

nyahgust:

straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for $50,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option

she’s a lesbian girl now if anyone wanted an update.


choppers-pink-hat:

strawberri-syrup:

older siblings were the first letsplayers

A kid in the 90’s suddenly pausing his playthrough of Donkey Kong Country to tell his little brother about Squarespace.


themostop:
“To save some people a trip
”

themostop:

To save some people a trip

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